Justin G. Bautista
Writer
October 26, 2012
Best Prisons to Live
Some prisons are as good as your holiday vacation.

Prisons are punishment for misconduct. They are built to maintain order in the society, believing in the premise that getting into prison sucks your privilege to live freely so you wouldn’t want to be there.

 

These five prisons are still prisons in a way that it locks you out of the “real world”, but there are privileges that would make you rethink which would you prefer to be in.

 

Five star prison in Austria

 

Justizzentrum Leoben, modern and futuristic facilities for a prison, good life inside the prison in Austria

People save up for 3 day brief stays in a five star hotel, when these inmates in Justizzentrum Leoben get to stay in a five star facility for years, if not lifetime. What the hell right? The prison is also secured, luxurious and modern.

 

Cebu inmates dance

 

Cebu Dancing Inmates in the Philippines, happy choreography of prisoners inside the prison, thriller, michael jackson, Psy, Gangnam Style

They are the inmates in the viral hit “Thriller“, which has 51.5 million views (so far). Instead of burning time inside the cells, they learn a routine, dance in synchrony, and post it to YouTube. Their latest vid? Gangnam style.

 

Family unit cells

 

Family unit cells, family friendly prisons, inmates won't leave family behind, family and social life inside the prison

Somewhere in Spain, the Aranjuez prison is nice enough to build family unit cells where the prisoners could bond with his/her children. The walls are painted with jolly Disney characters. Playground and nursery are accessible.

 

Community-based the prison

 

Community-based prison in Bolivia, prisoners are free to buy their own cells and property, work, have a family like a normal person

San Pedro Prison in Bolivia is close to normal. No guards, no gates, no bars. Instead, you’ll see children playing around with “market stalls, restaurants, hairdressers and even a hotel”.  On top of it all, prisoners have to work and buy their own cells. Like the outside world, the more money you have, the more advantaged your situation will be.

 

The summer camp prison

 

The summer camp prison, inmates and prisoners live in a paradise, beach tanning, skiing in the winter, ocean view, summer fun

Inmates in Bastoy Prison will feel like in a holiday, whole year round. They have horses to ride around the island of pine trees and rocky coasts. Craving a baked salmon? They have chefs to cook for them. They even have the beach to dip in summer; and the ocean’s view will always be there if they want to relax. Aaah, imagine the sound of that. Ironically, they have a freer lifestyle inside the prison distant from what they can afford outside. No surprise that 20% of prisoners who are released reoffend to come back.

 

Do you approve these prisons?

 

  • http://vudragovich.wordpress.com vudragovich

    Hope this link works, a sheriff out west has his prisoners sleep in tents with bare bones cable (federal govt requires them to have it). But crime is way down in his county. Bad conditions are apparently a motive to commit crimes in other communities :)
    I think that Sheriff Joe mentioned above

  • http://nedhickson.wordpress.com/ Ned’s Blog

    You know how some people make a goal to visit, say, all the Major League Baseball stadiums in the U.S., or maybe all the places where Elizabeth Taylor was proposed to? I’ve now got my five places to visit … possibly even before the end of this year. Thanks.

  • http://michelleactually.wordpress.com Michelle

    Really interesting post! It’s funny because someone was just telling me about Bastoy prison…the numbers and stats of the LACK of crime in Norway and other such places makes me think that the US should adopt a more humane approach to correcting ill behavior. Great blog!

  • Rebekah

    This is so interesting, I’m actually laughing I mean no one wants to go to prison but there is definetly no motivation for those in to want to come out, except that prisoner has a really larger view on life. Hope you don’t mind me reblogging it on my blog it is so so funny.

  • http://tchistorygal.wordpress.com tchistorygal

    I know people who work in the prison system in CA. Many prisoners do not get humane treatment especially when it comes to medical attention. Others say that the prisoners are always scamming, they work the system, arrange for crimes to happen on the outside. Most prison workers do not feel safe enough to participate in social media like I am doing right now. Most prisoners are poorly educated, are not very motivated, and have a hard time learning. Criminal behavior will always be with us, human nature being what it is, but there has to be a middle ground between doing nothing for prisoners, and giving them a 5 start residence that draws them back in. Very interesting topic.

  • http://hopefull4many.wordpress.com hopefull4many

    Next blog what one has to do to get on the list for one of these—especially the Bastoy prison!!! (chuckle)

  • http://prideinmadness.wordpress.com prideinmadness

    I’m always torn with things like these. I do believe in rehabilitation but I do believe that in some cases people who go to prison need to realize that they are there because they did something wrong. It bothers to know that some prisoners are being given opportunities that I will never have. In Canada, Karla Holmoka (participated in rapes and murders with her boyfriend in my province) got her degree in psychology for free! FREE!!! I went into debt to get mine and I have never raped or killed someone! That I don’t like. At the same time I am aware that some crime is caused by poverty and I want those people to have a chance at coming out of poverty!

  • http://michelleproulx.wordpress.com Michelle Proulx

    Prisoners should be punished. They should work to pay for their accommodations and food, and they should generally be unhappy at all times whilst in jail. Not inhumanely unhappy, obviously, but still, it shouldn’t be a resort. I don’t know if it will make repeat offenders think twice about committing another crime, but at least it won’t cost as much money to keep them locked away.

  • http://mygulitypleasures.wordpress.com Viveka

    I don’t mind if prisons are 5 stars so long it rehabilitation works. I don’t think the prisons like Alcatraz has helped anyone. I don’t think the Pilipino prisoners will have a 5* everyday even if they are allowed to dance. I think all prisons here are working for they are set out to do but we don’t know anything about what kind of prisoners and what type of crime they have committed. We don’t know about their rehabilitation programs. They maybe are perfect in the their true contents.

  • http://livingsimplyfree.wordpress.com livingsimplyfree

    This is crazy. I know a few people who are corrections officers in my area. They are disgusted with the amount of things the prisoners get. Cable TV being one of them, but it’s not nearly as nice as these. I agree with Sheriff Joe in Phoenix, AZ. it’s a punishment. The prisoners live in tents, no a/c (yep in Phoenix), no gyms, no tv etc. They even cut back and there are no condiments for on sandwiches (like ketchup or mustard). It costs the least to operate and has the lowest recidivism rate in the country.

  • http://changeforbetterme.wordpress.com/ JackieP

    Excuse me while I rob a bank or something. Wait, it’s probably for men huh?

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