I can have a massage therapy every week, but I’m still not satisfied with that. Doing the same things over and over is terribly boring. If you’re like me, let’s see what alternative therapies we have at our disposal.
Snake Massage Therapy
This is supposed to be relaxing, but how can you do that when snakes are dancing in your face and body? The snakes used are non-venomous but you would only know for sure if you didn’t die. And they still can bite. This is for the tough-hearted.
Past Life Regression Therapy
If you have breathing difficulties, you’re probably buried alive in your past life. This therapy digs the unresolved issues of your previous self, which it claims to be the root of health problems.
All you do in this therapy is laugh. You force yourself to laugh and continue to laugh until the session ends. People laugh because they’re happy, but people can be happy when they laugh too. It must be liberating to laugh like crazy.
Maggot Debridement Therapy
Maggots can clean your infected wounds. You immerse your wound, say your cut finger, in a whirlpool of maggots and they kill the antibiotic-resistant bacteria in it. I’m sure my doctor can come up with something stronger than antibiotic. I’ll pay, I promise but not the Maggots.
I’ve watched this in television and people really drink their own urine, kidding aside. They also use urine as facial wash for babies in China. They believe that urine can cure. Dare to put this in your bucket list?
Bee Sting and Leech Therapy
For some reason people disliked mainstream medicine, they let the bees stung them and leeches suck them. If you prefer the leech one, you have to immerse yourself in turpentine first.
Sound frequencies can heal, apparently. It can put balance in your body. It can “act like vitamins and minerals”. Give me the sound of vitamin A plus iodine!
Oh how can you not love this? You bathe in beer. Drink while it rejuvenates you. This is how people in Czech Republic, Austria and Germany roll.
This is a Hawaiian practice that targets the root of an illness like the past life regression therapy. If there’s dispute, anger or guilt, you have to be “sorry” and “make it up” and see the magic in your life.
Virtual Dolphin Therapy
Just imagine dolphins swimming in the calm sea. I know, it’s softening.
What therapy would you try?